I’ve got Skyla, and I get what could almost be considered a very very light normal period like every other month and spotting on the opposite months. Good times!!

I lived in Wasilla in 2007 when she was governor and I do remember having her come to my attention via NPR or something, she was a pretty run-of-the mill Republican yammering about lower taxes but in a much less batshit insane, demagogue way. I also seem to remember she didn’t have that godawful accent.

They should probably put an asterisk next to the word “Best” in “Best American Poetry”. Based on Alexie’s response, and the fact that the poem is (to my tastes) shitty on its face, it’s somewhat obvious that Alexie only chose the poem to do another writer of color a solid. Now, I’m all about social justice and giving…

I believe the best is yet to come for Obama, and his post-presidential life will be even more impactful. He will follow a path like Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, and it's going to be fantastic. He's got a whole team already working on the planning for it.

There is nothing to apologize for, thank you for sharing. Bowie makes any day better.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

ETA sorry about the hugeness.

please, more hugeness

Shhh... the hugeness is perfect.

Ooops! Pregnant!

Domestically he’s been great, overseas more meh, but presidents tend to remembered for domestic policy so I think history will treat him very kindly.

Presidential greatness should always be relative. If you consider all of the challenges he faced, and how hard it has been to work with Congress, I think he measures up pretty damn well.

He’s freaking young not to do anything else after leaving office, not too mention probably too ambitious to sit on his duff and collecting speaking checks.

Damn it, jeanneee! I was going on an overseas trip in 9 months!

NEVER apologize for giving more Bowie.

I'm pregnant now.

I hope he’ll be the type of former president that does more good after his terms (like Jimmy Carter). I could see it happening.

I don’t get pregnant, but if I did this photo would do it!

boom pregnant