“Bunning cannot bully me, my wife or my son,” Joe Davis said on Friday of the judge, via Louisville television station WDRB. “I taught my son how to stand up for what’s right and what he believes in at any cost. Bunning doesn’t know how to pick on somebody that can handle him. The only thing he knows how to do is to…

That is one of her better wigs.

Face like a clenched fist. My best friend of forty years, who knows me better than anyone, gave me a sanctimonious lecture in front of her 14 year old daughter about the sanctity of heteronormative marriage. (I’m gay as can be..) I could tell she thought of this as a teaching moment for her child. She huffed out of…

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

It’s worse — since she’s the boss, she’s actually forbid every person in the office to issue marriage licenses. All marriage licenses, because I guess she’s worried some Pat & Chris couple will sneak past them.

idris elba = james bond

Wait...what?! I mean, sometimes my breasts will tingle when let-down occurs, but that’s very far from what I’d call sexual satisfaction.

Rich people like to overpay for shit. It makes them feel like they’re getting quality for their money, even when they’re clearly not.

“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

That’s insulting to pigs

For some reason my brain mixed up the last two words in my head and I actually said “Snake cacks?” out loud.

It’s been a long week.

Hipster. Shitting on Portland before it was cool to shit on Portland.

Seriously, this is performance art to the nth degree. I can’t even look interested for fifteen minutes at a time.

I WILL KILL MYSELF.

I'm a mom to two kids. They drive me absolutely fucking nuts. But, there are no other people on this earth that I love more or want to be with more than the two of them. The idea of 15 min appointments is grosteque. I spend more time with my two putting them to bed. And, yet, these religious cultists think I'm the bad…

KEEP IT OFF YOUR WORK EMAILS, IDIOTS

It’s so weird to me that these people are OBSESSED with motherhood, but they don’t seem to actually like ... mothering their children. Like, they train their babies to be as unintrusive as possible, and then have older kids raise the younger ones as soon as they’re able (“able”).

Gotta be careful in there if you live in a Stand Your Ground state, though. NRA has this shit covered.