Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

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It would “annoy her”? Bitch, will it annoy you to take my insurance company’s money? No? Then shutya damn mouth and put the IUD in.

...it would “annoy her” when I “inevitably came back in eight months” to have it removed.

So riddle me this, why could I buy a gun before the weekend but my insurance asked me to wait 6 months for an IUD? Theyve kindly told me that’s the physician preference. Which is how they like to practice, but that is not okay when it’s my only option.

Why is Halloween a Kentuckian’s favorite holiday?

Because they get to pump kin!

America’s first mistake in this war was bringing so many guns.

I am religiously against denim shirts and fat people. So she can go away and never be seen again. Thats how that works right?

They are going to be sued regardless. Their tireless bigotry will cost them more than the annual salary of a few extra police or firemans. That senior center can go fuck itself with the need for better plumbing. That city street that needs fixing: fuck yourself. And city inspectors of any public facility or private…

I have an idea; how about fire her dense ass, then she can spend the rest of her unemployed life refusing spare change from folks she deems ungodly.

Why hasn’t she been jailed for contempt of court yet?

Miley Cyrus is a legitimate treasure, she has beautiful tits, and I would happily hang out with her and smoke weed and wear nipple pasties any time she asked me.

Instead of “terrible twos,” he’ll have a dotcom bubble.

My wife and I were on the same ship as you, then this little nugget of joy came around this past June.

wait a second. women aren’t man

In other news, France Still Full of French People

Pretty sure we all did.

Came here looking for reporting on drunken yacht races and ruined boaters off the Isle of Wight. Am leaving disappointed.