Being famous must suck so bad. Can't even make a hot mess late night trip to fucking Walmart without those trifling bitches at Radar blowing up your spot.

Team Denise, honestly. The View is shit.

Why are college-aged men so gross and dysfunctional? There are lots of women who are too, but it seems like men are that way in much larger numbers. My college suitemates and I had our little annoying habits and squabbles, but we all showered regularly and knew how to use towels and flush the toilet.

If someone had told me back in the day that Kennedy would end up a right wing pundit, I would have had a really hard time believing it. It’s still weird. Honestly I forget until I see it mentioned in the media.

This was my thought too. Bitch got lost.

AOC is bizarro Trump. She’s a young, attractive, quick witted woman of color (all in stark contrast to Trump), but a huge amount of her influence comes from the media, specifically Twitter. She’s “the mouth” for her base in a way that’s extremely similar to Trump, but their bases are diametrically opposed. Anyway.…

SICK

I think drugs are a very likely factor here. I’m pretty familiar with drug logic, and “I’ll say I was the victim of a hate crime, they’ll HAVE to give me a raise after that, God what a perfect plan” is drug logic.

If I’m the Queen of Snark, I guess that makes you the Queen of Being Triggered by Innocuous Internet Comments.

British? Really? He’s the Hugh Laurie of mumble rap.

I love her nonsense non-answers. I’m going to start answering every stupid fucking question someone asks me at work the same way. “Hey jeanneee, can you explain the process on this simple thing again because I somehow still don’t get it?” “If you like it, I’ll be there, leave me alone.”

I volunteer to keep this prick locked in my creepy backyard shed for 72 hours so he can get in touch with his “true strength”

Louis CK has fully embraced the crotchety pariah role now, for whatever it’s worth. His new material is just straight up bait, and I have to say as a longtime LCK fan, it blows.

Hoooleee fuck this looks amazing. I cannot WAIT. Jordan Peele is the man - he’s really shaping up to be one of the great talents of my generation.

I find Bill Maher funny, but I admit that he is indeed a smug prick. Many if not most comedians are miserable, dysfunctional people in one way or another.

Her lewk in the header photo is straight fire. Extreme Elvira Mistress of the Dark vibes.

LOL, of course I should have known that they would deem the baby photo-worthy but not Rob.

They snuck an extra baby in there to see if anyone would notice, I see.

Oof. WRONG.

Yet another shining example of why everyone fucking hates the NYPD. What a fucking travesty. I’m honestly shocked and relieved that no one was killed.