W is no genius, but he’s got a sense of humor and a modicum of self awareness. That puts him leaps and bounds beyond Trump.

41 made many decisions I disagree with and do not support - his response to the AIDS crisis was particularly lacking - but overall I think he was an underrated President, despite his missteps. Hindsight is 20/20 and there is no doubt that he would have done many things differently if he had the opportunity.

13, 15, and 16. It’s not cruel to say no to a photo request.

Fergie owes everyone who heard that mess an apology. Draymond Green is a total prick though, he’s not wrong about that.

Nice. And you know there are people out there who see this and think “Now THIS is our guy. He’s really going to be great for Pennsylvania.”

This is classic ignorance-dependent scaremongering. Linalool and limonene are naturally occurring terpenes found in such horrible deadly things as cinnamon and citrus fruits. Let Google be your friend on this. 

Your sons are approx 5 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault than they are to be victims of false rape allegations. Just some food for thought.

Same. Very James Franco.

He’s truly the bag of shit by which all other bags of shit are measured.

Yes, of course, falafel. How could I forget, lol. It’s really just the thought of Bill O’Reilly touching me and whispering in my ear that induces the vomiting. It could be any word.

Real talk - I have used the Bill O’Reilly “loofah” incident to induce vomiting when hungover. All I have to do is imagine him coming up behind me and whispering the word loofah in my ear. Works like a charm, puke city every time.

It could have been brilliant, if the people in charge hadn't been hapless idiots and con artists. No offense, Ja, I'm sure you're a very nice person. But you were very stupid on this one.

I'm wearing my Browns tee today (casual Friday at the office) and everyone has been so happy and excited and nice. It's incredibly wholesome. This must be how attractive people feel all the time.

100% class

I feel like I need to set the record straight on something - not that Beyonce needs me to defend her against the allegations of a clearly ill person, or that she’s even into witchcraft - but I know witches, and do you know what most witches are using their craft for? Good health for their loved ones. Peace. Happiness.…

THANK YOU. God, that’s been bothering me.

He looks like he just escaped from a burning meth lab.

They look like they got lost on the way to the Gathering of the Juggalos. White kids these days, amirite

Definitely.

Stephen Miller is the person that the evil horn-having, baby-eating, well-poisoning Jew stereotype was based on. True story.