Scott Walker is very special, in the way that your friend’s creepy, wooden-faced stepdad is special. Like you make sure he’s never between you and the door. That kind of special.

How is it ignorant and shitty to say bye to someone who's leaving? Who shit in your coffee this morning? Go take a time out and splash some water on your face.

So THAT’S where Damon Evans ended up. Huh.

This is my question, and no one seems to have addressed it at all. Did she just... break in and hang out while they were out of town? 

Translation: There are multiple tapes, and she has heard them all.

I can totally see it, now that you mention it.

It’s not like she’s 14. She’s an adult. Any speculation that he groomed her when she was underage is just that - speculation. I don’t stan for this guy or anything but that hardly seems fair.

Just based on what I remember of his comedy, the 2 of them are probably on about the same level of emotional maturity. She maybe even rolls her eyes at his bullshit, more than he does at hers.

bye

He’s dating a 19 year old because he can. If he were an IT admin or a dog walker or something, he’d be stuck with dating in his age/looks bracket. But he’s rich and famous, so here we are. I’m sure it will be over sooner rather than later, if that makes you feel any better.

Literally nobody likes this baby-snatching freak. Even Trump wouldn’t deign to be alone in a room with him.

She's just happy to see her name in the press, regardless of the context. She's got a book to sell. (Not that I'm defending 45 calling her that, of course. He's a piece of shit, that's a well established fact at this point.)

If I wanted to hear smart people talk, I’d be listening to Ira Glass’s podcast. Not baseball on the radio.

Sam Smith is not even in the same universe as Michael Jackson, commercially or artistically, but this seems like an overreaction for what is essentially just an unpopular opinion.

My sis (right around the same age as Kylie) wears them too. They’re huge in the “young fashion victims with bangin bods” demo.

Please. They love it.

Can I just tell you how many purloined half-rolls and extra Taco Bell napkins I have relied on over the years. Best to you my friend. I hope things get better for you in the $ department very soon.

Honestly, Kanye, same.

This is definitely the reason for at least some of them. Doesn’t make me hate y’all any less though.

They’re his kids too. If she really gave a shit about the kids’ feelings, she would be more worried about their relationship with him than about getting $9 million from him that she doesn’t really want or need. A dad’s responsibility isn’t just financial contributions, it’s contributions to their emotional health and…