I just got divorced over the summer, and let me tell you - this kind of drama that Brad and Angie are doing is not worth it. It’s bad for the kids, period, end of story. There’s just no good reason to make your hurt feelings into a legal case. Grow up, put the kids first, and move the fuck on. Jesus. (Of course, I…

LOL. Honestly, most of the lesbians I know hate men WAY less than I do.

Am man hater, can confirm. It’s never cost me so much as a penny. And almost daily, I get some sort of confirmation that my avoidance of men is the correct choice. Like today at my job, when a man chose to make up an easily disprovable lie about me and my work rather than spend 4 seconds proofreading 2 order lines.…

My mom had this bag in the 80s, she used it as a beach bag iirc. It was ugly then and it's ugly now.

HAY, PT BARNUM, HE DUZ DA CIRCUS HURR DURR DURR

How great would it be if Melania just straight went rogue and started openly supporting all things lib and anti-Donald. The best part would be watching Faux News and the rest of the Trumpers try to spin it.

Mocha sez hi

Just my opinion, but it seems to me the one who fucked up here was Jeong by not scrubbing the hell out of her Twitter feed when she decided to go out for an extremely high profile media job. So I know we white people can be very problematic and just plain awful, but she should have considered the ramifications of…

I 100% believe the Tom Cruise story. That dude does not live in the same world as the rest of us.

THANK YOU. How did anyone think this concept would be profitable. 

I am so glad social media did not exist when I was a 20 year old idiot. I would say he's going to be so embarrassed by this when he gets older, but he doesn't appear to have the required capacity for self awareness 

May she live forever

Am I really the only one that thinks it would be huge for both of their careers if they just went public with it already? Karlie just got engaged and the only reports I have seen about it give more ink to Taylor than to Josh Kushner. Ladies, y’all are rich. Tell your publicists to fuck off and do it. You won’t regret…

What a jackass.

“I’m okay with this outcome, especially because an external third party conducted the investigation.”

I made it all of 2 days taking fish oil. For some reason it gave me horrible, constant tuna flavored belching. I'd rather keep an elevated heart disease risk, honestly.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

It can happen to anyone. Anyone.

I wrapped up my beach vacation yesterday with a tetanus booster after impaling my foot on a rogue oyster shell. Tis the season.

She should try farmersonly.com, honestly she would fucking slay on there