Ok, so, I literally gagged. WTF??

We’ll duck together! I HATE cheese. I’ve reached the point where I lie and say I’m lactose intolerant because people freak the fuck out when I say I just don’t like the taste. Like, really. I’m shocked by the strong reaction people have over cheese.

Right?! It fills me with such rage! This trial comes after years of rumors and 50+ women have come forward in the twilight of his career. Do people really think Cosby would have been charged (ha, forget about convicted) with rape if just one woman came forward during the height of his career??

You’re really not missing much. I went once to look for furniture for my first apartment, and I was kind of underwhelmed. It just didn’t fit my aesthetic. Also, it’s so big it kind of freaked me out. Like, I’m going to get lost and never see the light of day, right?

Yup the 3 mass shootings AND the Democratic congresspeople suing Herr Cheeto over the Emoluments Clause. A birthday he won’t ever forget! (Unless he is actually suffering from Alzheimer’s....)

It really has been an eventful birthday, no? He finds out he’s being investigated and the Senate just almost unanimously voted to take away Herr Cheeto’s power to lift the Russian sanctions. Bwahahaha!

To be serious for a second, this was my favorite Magic School Bus episode and really helped to accelerate my love of science!

I was so happy to read good news for a change after just hearing about a third mass shooting TODAY...and then I started reading the comments. Honestly, I wanted to start crying. Seriously people? Can’t we be happy for one minute? Do you not even realize what a hurdle it is for kids like these to even think they should…

This was my first thought. God, I’ve become so cynical. When the congressional shooting happened this morning I said to myself, “Where were all these Congresspeople after the Orlando mass shooting last week?”

I’m glad someone said it. It was my first thought.

Yup. He’s either lying, guilty, or stupid as hell...or a combination of all three.

Thank you for the palate cleanser!

When I was at a beach in southern France a few years ago I saw a couple topless women sunbathing there (out of about a hundred on this beach). I was shocked for all of 10 seconds until I realized how ridiculous I was. It obviously wasn’t a big deal, especially knowing that all the men there were “topless”. I would…

I still can’t get over the fact that Herr Cheeto basically admitted to obstruction of justice ON NATIONAL TV.....and nothing from Republicans. I’m just blown away by their hypocrisy.

One of my favorite vacations ever was New Orleans. It’s beautiful and the food is to die for! Like seriously, if you love good food, New Orleans is a MUST!

Thank you. We have to keep saying that none of this is normal. This is not a normal presidency. This is not a normal administration. Cable news is still trying to operate the same when this is not the case anymore.

OMG that was so embarrassing. How much longer will we have to live with this little orange shit???

Ha! As if Herr Cheeto ever knows what he’s talking about. None of his words ever made sense and this is no difference.

The Internet has been truly revolutionary but I’m afraid it will also bring about our downfall.

You’re absolutely right, but remember Herr Cheeto is a rich white man so obviously he is already competent and completely qualified!