2014 Oscars: "Murray also led the standing ovation for Darlene Love, who sang during the Best Documentary acceptance speech."

Sometimes I realize that this world is far better than I ever thought it would be.

Except

I'm intrigued by how pissed off the first Snow Peach model looks during her segment.

Wait, Kelsey started crying while putting gloves on her hands?

This is one of my favorite things I have read ever in my life so far.

You look amazing and I loved this article, but at the moment I am severely envying your hair.

That is really awful.

I love Tom Petty.

Wait... when's that?

How do you feel about sporks?

Aw, thanks.

To be fair, my nieces are 13 and 14.

No. I just learned this one. It's "Before Anything Else," meaning your significant other. Before my nieces told me this, I thought it was a Beyonce reference.

Yeah, hate to break it to you, but nobody really cares about your answers. It's just people making conversation. It's just something people do. At your age, it probably seems like your answers really matter, but they don't. At least not so much to the people asking.

She is so awesome. I love her. I'm becoming a Cecily Strong fan too.

I've been enjoying this.

Honestly, I thought she was great from seeing her on some Nick stuff and was at first happy to see her career take off. Never has someone become so unlikeable so quickly.

Omg, I love that sketch so much.