@freds4hb: This is not the cocaine you're looking for.

Okay, that's enough rest. Back into the decontamination rocking chair you go!

Sorry, what's the no-fly list for again? I'd thought it was to keep air travel safe, not to restrict the travel rights of douche bags. Due process much?

And I retract that apology on behalf of the BBC.

Aren't the pieces from the outside much bigger than those from the inside? Seems like a better tip would be how to cut a cake into X even pieces.

@Whitson Gordon: Nope, only the ones that don't burst into flames in you pants are expensive.

@flaagan: Hey, at least she wasn't trying to use the HOV-3 lanes. One corpse in the car, people have questions. Two or more and you're a serial killer.

@TheAntiCat: Don't forget Krang!

yup.

I know it complicates things, but why not take into account Netflix mail service and recording HD network TV OTA? I can't imagine keeping up with 21 shows as they happen live every week, so queuing them up on DVD seems completely reasonable; especially since the point of the exercise is to save some cash.

@Almightywhacko: I agree, belittle away. This isn't a lifehack, this is "explain how normal things work 101."

...is ...is that the porche's hoo-ha?

WD-40.

1) there is nothing great about 50 mpg.

I'm sorry, did you say that you were going three blocks from the bar and chose this over walking? What, were you drunk?

Doesn't that take up more space than upright? Also, I bet i could fit three more beers upright. And isn't there something about storing beer upright so that it doesn't touch the metal cap on top? It ain't wine folks.

Well, yeah, but it's really nice vinegar.

Okay, so I obviously read this too quickly the first time because my brain saw "The officers are facing criminal charges, including asswomping..."

@cobrajoe - Proud Minardiate: You sure that's not neglect?

Okay, so baking is not toasting. Here's a forum ( [www.thefreshloaf.com] ) stating the limit of one parchment paper as 400 degrees, which would be fine for baking cookies, right? And this wikianswers article ( [wiki.answers.com] ) says that while the air in a toaster is probably around 310 degrees, the filaments are…