Ooooh you so edgy! 

Or buses.

“Say what you want, but it works pretty well for us.”

So you two, in the grand scheme of adulterers, you two ALONE have discovered the secret “system” to keep from getting caught? Getting away with it for 7 years is no guarantee that she won’t find out, and you’re how old? Buddy you have a lot of years ahead of you.  The thing is, the damage has already been done but…

I hope they had autosplit on.

Oh yes please!

I really don’t give a crap as long as they don’t change the story.