Cats > Dogs > Garrett

Yeah, I like their ‘french bread pizza’.

Case in point: many enthusiasts, myself included, don’t buy new. We buy old used cars, or we buy the newer cars just off lease, because we know that that’s where you get the better deal ( Jalopnik has done articles dissuading people from buying new). So if we are all clamoring for manual transmissions, but none of us…

I read that as his ex-wife and former mother-in-law being the same person.

That is terrible advice. Yes, use good organization, well named functions and variables... but no... no codebase of any substance I have seen would be better for not having any comments. Sure, some comments are useless and some code could use with more organization... but I strongly disagree with the idea that…

Claire seems delightful, but the best kind of mayo is one that is never used in anything or by anyone because mayo is bad.

“I’d like to nominate people that talk about and treat their pets as if they are actual children.”
People who talk about their children, period. But particularly people who think their children are as interesting as pets. 

One of the great lies we tell every generation is that you have to find a job you love. The truth is, most people won’t get a job they love, and that’s okay. Sure, you should be content and hopefully have more good days then bad days, but this expectation to have a job you love is really just bullshit. I can’t tell…

What’s a Ute?

“3) What was that thing sticking up between the tail fins? An auxiliary fuel tank?”

As a former SR-71 pilot, and a professional keynote speaker, the question I’m most often asked is “How fast would that SR-71 fly?” I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend. It’s an interesting question, given the aircraft’s proclivity for speed, but there really isn’t one number to…

Someone must of photo shopped the pic. Because I don’t see any pot holes on that Michigan highway.

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

Counterpoint: I travel every other week and other than normal levels of handwashing (post-restroom) I don’t really spend time worrying about germs. I’ll even eat a stray peanut that falls out of the bag onto my unwiped tray table. Quelle horreur!

Amen. I had someone call the cops when I was letting my kids drive my car in an empty parking lot.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

I’ve been hot-and-cold about getting one of these for ages, but I’m frustrated that there *still* isn’t a model with some kind of battery backup. How do you design a high-end device like this and leave out the kind of functionality expected from even the most basic alarm clock?

I’ve been hot-and-cold about getting one of these for ages, but I’m frustrated that there *still* isn’t a model with…

Living in Chicago I will say this, go fuck yourself.

I can understand the fact that it's a depressing movie.