We need to bring back the Deadspin I-Team to figure out who the oompa loompa guy is.

I always hope Pierre catches an errant puck/stick/skate blade in the face while between the benches.

Slaughterhouse Island is an awesome name.

Tomorrow he’ll tweet about Nickleback’s greatest hits.

I hope he suffered the strain putting on a new belt after his gut obliterated that one.

Drew look like he’s auditioning to be Beaker from the Muppets in that video

It appears he is also done with proper grammar

It’s fun to watch them expand to 10 times their normal size in the microwave though.

Will they have reporters driving the streets to tell you how shitty driving is like they do here in Michigan? I’ve never wanted to see a car accident more in my life than when these segments are on.

Good to see Prince Fielder working out in the offseason

Such a missed opportunity with RoughRiders. Imagine all the free DMX and RuffRiders concerts the fans will miss out on.

How many of these dipshits work for one of the companies and are protesting as a measure of job security?

The Grand Rapids news outlets are downright comical. This trash doesn’t even deserve to be on the air.

Charge with “mischief.” Oh Canada.

Katie Nolan is the best.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Royals.

These things are like the Amway of fantasy sports.

As a Lions fan I’m glad I bailed early in the 4th and didn’t have to see this. Looking forward to being the only 0-5 team after playing Arizona Sunday!

If this guy really wants him fired, he’ll mess with Petrino’s motorcycle so he dumps it while taking his grad assistant mistress for a ride.

In college, a friend signed up for the Girls Gone Wild DVD subscription. He attempted to cancel it so many times but was never successful. They continued to send him DVD’s even after he canceled his credit card.