*Finger rolling my eyes

Fuck your opinion of SNL. The cultural relevancy is brilliant. I’d love to pull my phone out and post on Deadspin but I’m not white and cops are near. So I posted this in the bathroom while I wiped my ass with WHITE towel paper.

Swiss cheese

In California we call dabbing medicine..

Tell your ex wife Amisher..

I see it.. It's a haiku?

Lamar OD’om. Nose of a Greek god. Heart of a bitch.

Man I hurt for what is about to happen to your comment.. I've been there myself.. Just create another burner and start over. Back to the greys. Grays? Which one is it!? Fuck.

Help me out. Why doesn’t deadspin contact him, pay for the film, and stir some shit up at CBS? Negotiate a big Fuck you deal for the NFL and give him royalties. Make super bowl Sunday the day you write a shit ton of pieces, each with a legal time allotted clip, and post a new post every 3 minutes? You could watch the…

Ahh math. That felt good. ::smells socks::

Sooo he can’t do shit to Kobe so he shits on the rookie.. Ain’t dat some shit

Close your mind please

5 grams across how many miles? If he did this there is no way in hell he was a ringleader.. I send my grandma that much from Cali every 2 months :) come get me Feds, I'm a drug smuggling ringleader.

Politco got political. How cute. Vote for Trump?

When is the NBA going to finally do away with the hack a post rule?

Fuck man. Football just died today. The conversation just shifted from long term to short term. NFL has no case now.

And son funyons..! Yeah!

Girls don't fart