Call out the name of the car before you swing:

This driver’s excuse will likely be that “Ford hasn’t made Escorts for twenty years, so where would I get one?”

Perhaps this is like the time my grandpa was car shopping and brought home a Dodge Omni with a Horizon badge on one fender.

Bill Gates’ potato farm in Idaho.

Although I’m not sure whether I care, is this car still FWD? Really? With the three speed automatic? Weird.

Isn’t Hyundai going to be upset that VW took another Southwestern US city name for its SUV? Will people ask if the Taos is a Hyundai?

Fiat sells an SUV called the Freemont. The city in Ohio is spelled Fremont. President Rutherford B. Hayes once resided there.

Be the only kid on your block with a 40-year-old Scirocco... Diesel.

Saw a YouTube video of worst places in America, and this was numero uno. Very sad place after so many years of neglect, among other things.

Back in the day, when you saw this ad you were looking solely at the car and not the occupants. As long as they appeared happy, you were in.

“...this is how Dodge is going to grow the “Dodge brotherhood” — women don’t seem to be in the picture here.”

Finally, Dodge will have its own logo again.

Oh, when math was math and no one was trying to teach it in some contrary way.

Likely the old Biblical thing about the mote in one’s eye. The mote probably was from that phone pole.

Some of the language is almost as awful as the wreck... NSFW.

Driver to passengers: “So Pete needs help with that canoe. Should we?”

Also, Ed Cole was planning on changing over from production of the Marathon to a front-wheel drive minivan in 1983 or’84. Too bad he didn’t get there first, we might still be riding in Checker cabs in NYC.

At the approximate speed which the Ami is traveling, little Claudette may not open the gate in time. Did someone tell her that the door swings in and not out? Not gonna make that turn!

C’mon, really? Do we really need 700 or even 1000 HP?

Thank you for the Jetsons reference, we needed that.