This is not a political statement, it’s a statement that’s been politicized. If he wore a shirt that said “Fuck Trump” or “Vote for Biden”, that would be political. Not this. 

I was gonna say, well, of course an organization so tightly tied to Bernie fucking Ecclestone would bristle at a shirt like that. But apparently they finally read the writing on the public relations wall and kicked his racist ass to the curb!

Sometimes having no infotainment is better than having bad infotainment.

The correct answer is a 2004 Subaru Forester XT

You’re all wrong! The BEST option for him is this 2015 Fiat 500 Abarth with only 66,000 miles for only $7500:

When my wife’s Honda pilot can outrun an FR-S to highway speeds, yes...they are too slow.

Get a Fiat 500 Abarth

The correct answer is always Miata

Did the market for Toyobarus take a dump or something? Thats a great price for one with such low miles. When I was looking at these awhile back, most were like 10-12k with about 80k miles on it.

Am I human? Or am I Davros? My chair is mobile. My heart is cold. Since I have no knees and I look cadavrous. / Am I human? Or am I Davros.

Those are originally Bruce Springsteen lyrics, and they are all esoteric metaphors that I could explain to you if you have two free hours and a dime bag.

The Venn diagram of “people who said ‘Buy American’ in the 1970s” and “people who said ‘Jap scrap’ in the 1970s” is so close to a perfect circle, you’d need a magnifying glass to see the margins.

It looks like Changli is now using a Torchinsky quote on their homepage!

“The haunting of our community in 2020 by a gnome who favoured ‘Jolene’ and ‘Here Comes Your Man’ whilst he besieged our village, relieving its byways of integrated circuitry deemed unredeemable by others...”

I’ma go out on a limb here and predict you’re going to get lots of petulant, pissy pushback for this post from Jalops who think you shouldn’t be political.

Martin Luther King, Jr., spent years calling for equality, advocating for change through non-violence. Those non-violent protests frequently resulted in white reactions of violence against the protestors, and King found himself widely disliked by whites, including liberal whites, and targeted by the FBI, until finally…

Yeah, about that “random Target”:

Love, respect, and solidarity to those rising up in Minneapolis, LA, Memphis, and all over this miserable country. If you want to help bail out those arrested, please contribute here: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate

U.S. Senator Richard Burr used to drive one around the Capitol when he was a Congressman (maybe he still does, it’s been a while since I was over there). It always used to give me a smile to see it parked in front of one of the office buildings (right in front—perks of office).

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…