My secret?

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New York’s hottest club is FAAAAAART!

Just as carbonara is essentially cacio e pepe + eggs and pork.

There’s this one Jeep that was shown at Moab a few years ago, but I forget the name. If I recall correctly, the initials were POS

“Whaaaaa?!? The defense budget in a year we were supposed to not be at war (or pulling back from them) was on a slightly smaller percentage of the total budget well I’ll be.”

We spent $1.55 trillion on Medicare, Medicaid, and the VA in 2018. The DoD’s Military Health System costs about $49.5 billion. USAID’s budget is about $27 billion. That’s, umm, some spending on saving lives.

I dunno, man, but we gotta be like two minutes to fucking midnight here.  Fucking sucks.

Stay fancy, Kristen. Tell Torch and Tracy to turn out the lights when they leave...

I have a suggestion.

It would seem that asking all of your workers to come into work during a global epidemic kind of defeats the point. If you were worried about the bottom line, you wouldn’t have asked them to come in at all.

Unlike Joe Biden who is a holy saint, if you ignore the groping, and support of segregation that is

While you’re lumping in pension debt, mind talking about the federal defense budget?

If anything California’s fuel economy standards, as necessary as they are, are too conservative.

Will the last absolutely fantastic writer to leave the heaving corpse of whatever Gawker is called now please turn off the lights?

Best wishes on your next adventures! Sad to see the end of an era.

And yet another old school Jalop writer leaves 😞 when will the carnage end?!?

Considering their other shows include American Idol, American Juniors, American Inventor, America’s Got Talent and The Next Great American Band, I think Fremantle may have fundamentally misunderstood what American Gods is about.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.