I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

Call it the 912

The Corvair comes as a four-door sedan!

Nader: Covair: unsafe at any speed.

For everyone suggesting these two-doored cars, including the guy that is looking for help:
Putting babies in the back seat of a two door car sucks unshaven scrote-sack.

aaaaalready is

Honestly, these days I have to scroll back up to see if this is a Lee or a Torch article.  This is a good thing.

This comment section is going to become a shitshow 

So the pro-lifers will demand the death penalty for the killing of an “unborn child”, right? They’ll also ban guns as a surgical instrument used in abortions, right?

No. They should have customer service reps available during their peak business hours, which I assume based on their entire business model (food delivery) extend far past 5pm. If there are enough high visibility or urgent topics that require cross-team assistance, they should plan shifts and coverage accordingly.

Homeowner Oppression Association?

It’s so odd that conservative places like NC, GA, and TX that hate regulations and love private property and personal freedom fume about the government but are happy to submit to the absurd and arbitrary authority of an HOA.

Who cares?

Look, BBC America NEEDS that airtime for airing reruns of that iconic British show, Star Trek Voyager.

On the almost 1 year anniversary of Parkland, I can’t help but think that teens are obsessed with death because people keep killing them. 

Not to mention...

And people honestly ask me why I hate everyone.

Sooooo they could find next of kin to notify of death but NOT find them to notify in jail ..got it

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)