“There’s nobody of any color that should say it. Period.”

Yes, hugfart, I’m the one who’s easily offended.

No, I got what they were saying. My WHAT was a WHAT of surprise because I’ve never heard that floated before.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

it does really make you think...

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Certainly better than Blount. Blount has 50 catches in 108 games plated. Ajayi has 48 in 31.

You could even say he...

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Well, I wasn’t going to pull this idiotic reply out of the grays, but since someone else did, here we go.

There are the moved goalposts! Bennett “gives his side of the story”, we’re told “wait to see if there’s any video evidence” to support what NO ONE has any real need to doubt — that a tough guy with a badge and a gun decides that the large guy running away from gun shots is the perp and gets all heavy — video evidence…

Meanwhile, Rooney presided over one of the most drug-addled franchises in the sport, and he once excused James Harrison’s wife-beating because Harrison wanted to baptize his kid and his wife didn’t.

What is it about NFL owners that makes them live so long? At first I thought it was superior healthcare, but I think it’s just spite. They know how much we hate them and they figured out how to turn that hate into lifeforce.

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

The scene is January 2002. I’d just moved to rural Pennsylvania from Washington, DC...

Nobody knows, but it’s always worth pointing out that the first player picked isn’t always the best player in the draft.

Danny Ainge looks like a guy mucking around on a guitar in an erectile dysfunction medication commercial.