I’m old enough to remember Deadspin shitting all over Sam Hinkie and The Process. And yet here we are...

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I think people are misinterpreting the Black Power Fist. I think he was mocking Malcolm Jenkins who’s been doing that during the national anthem.

This is list is trash. Scrabble sucks. Catan is underrated and Diplomacy isn’t even on it. You know nothing Laura Wagner.

“Cop here.”

The UFC shouldn’t exist. It’s human cockfighting. I hope it goes under. Don’t @ me.

FFS. These reader comments are absurdly long. What amazing stories these people must have had that they couldn’t boil them down to a paragraph or too. Guess we’ll never know cuz who in their right mind would bother to read them?

I hate the celebrity chef phenomenon. I don’t watch any of this stuff. I could go on a rant three times as long as this about how angry it makes me. I won’t. But I could.

“Are you crazy? No I’m not going to have group sex with you! I just met you in an elevator at 3am! I mean, yeah I’ll watch you have group sex in the bathroom. But that’s where I draw the line!”

Boston fans are trash. In that last clip one guy through something at the Senators heading into the tunnel. Then there’s the moron trying to steal the stick. His eyes just about welled up with tears when he got his hand whacked. It’s pretty funny with his girlfriend there. I can’t tell who hit him but I hope it was…

I, too, have wide feet. Not that wide. But wide. The Struggle is real.

“with the threaded end of a carbon-dioxide tank.” ????

Never. They’ll just make excuses or deflect responsibility to Coangelo or Brett Brown or just plain luck. These players and draft picks all just materialized out of thin air.

I do have fond memories of watching PrimeTime as a kid. I liked Berman and Tom Jackson. As I got older and things changed, they both got more annoying but Berman way moreso. Still, I can never hate him.

Why not just fill that in for him? Help a guy out. I mean this is SI we’re talking about. The Swimsuit Issue looks like a the final project of a high school photoshop class.

Make America Great... In a Japanese car.

“Embiid started and played well.” Deadspin muttered through gritted teeth.

“acts or words that engender ill will between teams.”

“With everyone owning a smartphone, what is the point?”

From the New Yorker profile on Tony Schwartz, the guy who ghost-wrote Art of the Deal: