“Most of the eastern time zone didn’t give a fuck about this game until the other three games ended” - False. These are two of the best teams in the league and a terriffic rivalry. Also, the Pittsburgh-NY game was a blowout.

In truth, white people outside of Internet comment sections couldn’t care less about Beyonce or her video.

The dog’s No. 1. That’s all I came here to say. The dog’s No.1.

I took a bottle of Cholula from an IHOP once. No regrets.

A lot of the people responsible for this eff-up seem to have been out of the office.

Panda.

Panda.

“I can tell you, he never had the support of the team this year. It was a toxic situation from the moment I arrived.”

If the damned Democrats have their way! #ThnxObama

Re: Complimenting a rando woman... I’ve done it.
I was maybe 24/25 and I saw an absolutely beautiful older woman (maybe in her 40s) at the deli counter in the super market. It was awkward and I mumbled my way through it but I told her: “I hope you don’t mind me saying so but you’re really hot.”

I first noticed my hairline receding in my mid-20s. It was troubling at first but I decided I wasn’t going to take prescription meds and that I wasn’t going to spend the next two decades buying and applying Rogaine. So I just started shaving it with trimmers.

“I think it’s a sad commentary and it’s really a very, it’s gone to a pretty low level.”

Brandon Boykin wasn’t cut. He was traded for a conditional 4th round pick.