Newsflash: “Libs” aren’t the only ones crying over this. Anyone with a fucking brain is. Including REAL AMERICAN conservatives that don’t give a flying fuck about shoving religion down people’s throats or being all dramatic about how Democrats have a modern agenda in Climate Change and social EQUALITY. How that…

I know its nice to be white, because I am also white.

But I have non-white friends. I also have women friends. Muslim friends. And gay friends. And they are pretty fucking spooked right now.

You should get some more diverse friends. They can help you pull your head out of your sheltered, rural ass.

And yet fast food is regulated as food, while this is not, because the manufacturers are snake oil salesmen.

Doctor Strange 2: Electric Strangeloo.

Woah.

Dad: The Movie

You and me both, brother!

I thought Deadpool was a love story?

Dressing up like a scary clown to cause a panic seems like a really good way to be killed with a shovel.

It and Killer Clowns from Outer Space in the same summer. The damage to my psyche will NEVER heal.

If it was any older, it could have survived THE flood.

I always wanted to ride inside a giant d20.

We need to get Jude Law in this universe so we can have 2 Sherlocks and 2 Watsons on screen at the same time.

You have to assume he is already a little mentally unstable to be doing anything of this in the first place.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

“A lot of people don’t appreciate that our sun is a giant fusion explosion,”

I’m a dad. I’m just a vessel for puns directly from God.

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.

Where can I write in Basebally McBaseballface?

The two men in the white toyota who tried the pit maneuver. If you don’t get it, you’re too young