Now a new generation can learn about Nintendo-thumb, to scale.

How did they not see that one coming? Metty McMetface?

The first view of my baby’s head coming out of you-know-where, the sound of the doctor’s shears as he performed an episiotomy on my wife, and the sight of the giant purple egg that was the placenta they wheeled out of the room. It was freaky, and all I could mutter was “this was not part of my birth plan” over and…