I'm sticking with my cheap ass greca for coffee and whatever milk I feel like buying on any given day. Ain't America great!?

Thanks!!

For us stupid folks, just what is a raspberry anyway?

Not to be picky, but how would a driver get decapitated from behind? All the cars have at least a roll bar behind the drivers head that deflects that kind of hit from behind.

Share Oreos? Are you nuts? Everybody else can buy their own stinkin' Oreos.. They're not getting their mitts on mine.

I got millions of them suckers. No problem tossing a little bit. I am actually allergic to them. If you cut them in pieces, I can eat tons, but if it touches my skin(especially my face) it will puff up in minutes. Some varieties are worse than other.

Flat course meaning very little or no resistance?

One of your better columns. yuk yuk.. (jk)

Her mother?

I wrote the book on stupid. Ignorance is bliss.. lol

Jeeez, Jason, wouldn't it be cool if your Beetle met her Beetle, and they fell in love, and had lots of little Beetles?

You can store stuff here at my place in Santo Domingo. I'll even drive them around the block for you!

That's pretty much how I drive to work every morning. More or less.

Not only did he do a great job of putting it down, but he put it down in a position where they can work on the front landing gear and fix the problem. Pretty classy.

Zero sympathy for arguably some of the most ignorant, lazy, poor excuses of humanity people in the world.

Tractors are so much fun. I bought an old farm once and found a small Farmall Cub tractor in pieces spread all over the place. It took me about a year to restore it and put it back together. A lot of fun and afternoons spent drinking beer and wrenching. It looks like a brand new tractor now.

Did anybody there recognize you being from Jalopnik fame?

What kind of idiot steals an old Volkswagen beetle?

Maybe they swerved to miss a jaywalker or a dog?

First thing that came to my mind when I saw that video!