I'd marry her, but she'd have to give up all her money. Or put it in a trust. Or give it to her mother.

Huh? What??

I learned how to in a Corvair. My dad had me go through the motions with the engine off a few times, then I practiced letting the clutch out just until it would start to grab, and then let it engage itself and start moving. I was so nervous, I pulled the shifter out of the floor when I yanked it into second. My dad…

Great. I'm going to spend my whole life teaching people how to treat me.

So... fire trucks show up, but don't try to put it out?

Makes me want to start a company and name it REDACTED.

Is it just my imagination, or he is not going that fast? Maybe hitting 45-50? And why does he keep trying to splash all the water out of that curve?

I had a 72 98 convertible. It floated anywhere I pointed it with the touch of just one finger on the wheel. The stories I could tell of the things I did in that front seat while I was driving..........

Somebody is going to get a piece with a buuunch of icing on it!!

You think those guys wave at each other when they meet up like that? Or do they just ignore each other?

I can tell you from personal experience there are many antibiotics that will really mess with your stomach. Doctors usually prescribe another medication to counter the effects. I've never gotten sick to my stomach.. only stomach pains.

I believe you. As I mentioned before, the Doc said it's an old wives tale. The worst you can do is reduce the effectiveness of the antibiotic. If you have not taken a lot of antibiotics in your life, it shouldn't affect you at all.

I've always been told that you cannot drink if you take antibiotics, because the alcohol renders them ineffective. I mentioned that to my doctor the other day, and he told me that's an old wives tale. The reason you shouldn't drink alcohol with antibiotics is because drinking makes you urinate more, which…

Who would want somebody like her?

So, I'm a little confused. Whatever happened to it? Is it still out tooling around?

Ah, A "Molluscrustacean." I thought I spelt it wrong.

I thought it was the Pink oyster. ( Is an oyster a crustacean?)

Every man deserves a RiRi in their life at least once.

I'm sorry Travis, but this sounds like a 86 Corolla with a blown out glass pack. I like the way it looks though.

Melanie, this is an excellent demonstration that I first saw when I was in high school some 4o years ago. The story may be old, but the lesson is timeless. Thank you for the lesson today!