While these things are fairly rare in the U.S., there's a million of them where I live in the Dominican Republic.

Nothing that can't be fixed with some baling wire.

That was my first thought too. A GTO ambulance?

I think what ApleasantdriveinStPetersburg is trying to say is that while cars like my little Nissan is new, it's an old, old design that is still manufactured.

I've got a 2009. What a great little car.

The WINNER!!!!!!!

Black & White Car Rental?? Seriously?????

Are you guys BLIND? It has a CB RADIO,PEOPLE!!!! (breaker, breaker)

It would be........ Chuck Norris.

That thing should definitely be restored.

Because no one on earth is rich enough to fix it once it breaks down.

But then, it wouldn't be an "Audi", aka the go to brand for idiots.

I'm guessing maybe the flatbead/crane was stolen too?

I gotta say, the kid driving the 2 door land Cruiser makes getting that thing up on 2 wheels look like child's play.

Could you define "scores" for me? On google maps, only a few cars are visible.

I'll take the Merc and pull all that crap off.

the hubcaps are appropriately called "Racing discs."

Say what you want about Paris, but she ain't as stupid as she looks.

A nice little Audi like that for pocket change? I'd jump on that!

Another good trick is to mix Baking Soda with powdered sugar, and sprinkle it around where ever you see ants. Supposedly Baking Soda kills them as well, and it's harmless to pets.