Get the sand out of your vagina. I like bottled water for 2 reasons. 1) it tastes better than tap (most brands), and 2) I like it being portable, for when I don’t remember to bring my own. All of your other reasons are “look at me, I’m so deep” bullshit.

I just spilt my coffee.

So, basically, what you’re saying is you didn’t read the article at all?

It would not upset me to see someone just cold cock him.

I’d rather people just judged me on my personality and my character and my integrity.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

is this Philly or Juarez? I expect Yul Brenner to come around the corner on horseback.

Yea, you’re the problem, for sure.

Years ago a Jez commenter remarked that Blake sounded as if she had marbles in her mouth when she spoke and now that’s all I can hear. She’s gorgeous but so are many other actresses. The only way I can explain her career in my head is that she must be incredibly nice and has a crazy magnetism offscreen.

This is so awful I don’t even think a priest or w/e would accept it’s f’d up message.

this could be the first FF movie that doesn’t suck.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Why does everyone at Coachella try and dress like an indian stereotype?

So Coachella is basically Burning Man for people who like amenities?

Looks exhausting.

Can I resurrect this meme?

There is no circle.