Ya, problem is there are tons better local beers, that are cheaper and better. I only get Sams to try whatever random new stuff they put out. I'm just spoiled in CO haha.

Now how is this for yupsters and DuClaw and whatever else aren't? $12.99 for 6 still isn't that high for a credible DIPA. I mean, you wanna drink local, drink local. I have no problem with that. But it doesn't mean this is a bad deal.

Wow that's pricey for Sam's! It's only 8-9 around Denver

I'm not 100% certain you are sure of how a modern naval engagement would look. It would basically be two fleets slinging missiles at each other until someone won the day, maybe with carrier-launched jets and torpedo-slinging submarines joining in on the party. 70 year old battleship armor isn't going to protect one…

Nevermind that an Arleigh Burke could romp a set of 1920s dreadnoughts with its eyes closed. Or that we don't need 600 warships to fight ISIS. The only threatening entities are Russia and China, and our conflicts with each of those at the moment amount to mere sabre-rattling at this point. Which is not to say that we…

We still have the largest and most powerful Navy in the world. That's never going to change.

As a sailor of those waters in warmer months, you do not go anywhere fucking near that facility in a private watercraft.

Maybe they are whores, dummies and assholes?

What woman- loving man doesn't like to watch a lady polish her pearl? Who is that man and how did he get here from another century?

Patrick Juice is my new porn name.

I gotta hand it to you. At first i thought this story was fake and you were yanking me. So I flipped through it vigorously again and again until I finished and finally saw the truth come out.

a flurry of twat mist

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

"I look over to discover that he was masturbating right there next to me. I told him I found it gross..."

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I'm so glad we have Portland to keep this sort of shit out of everyone else's cities.

He throws those knifes about as well as I've planned my life out.

Problem solved. Anything's possible in that place.

It's true. I kept waiting for the fighting. But homie just kept walking.