jdhairgel
jdhairgel
jdhairgel

Ya, problem is there are tons better local beers, that are cheaper and better. I only get Sams to try whatever random new stuff they put out. I'm just spoiled in CO haha.

Now how is this for yupsters and DuClaw and whatever else aren't? $12.99 for 6 still isn't that high for a credible DIPA. I mean, you wanna drink local, drink local. I have no problem with that. But it doesn't mean this is a bad deal.

Wow that's pricey for Sam's! It's only 8-9 around Denver

I'm not 100% certain you are sure of how a modern naval engagement would look. It would basically be two fleets slinging missiles at each other until someone won the day, maybe with carrier-launched jets and torpedo-slinging submarines joining in on the party. 70 year old battleship armor isn't going to protect one

Nevermind that an Arleigh Burke could romp a set of 1920s dreadnoughts with its eyes closed. Or that we don't need 600 warships to fight ISIS. The only threatening entities are Russia and China, and our conflicts with each of those at the moment amount to mere sabre-rattling at this point. Which is not to say that we

We still have the largest and most powerful Navy in the world. That's never going to change.

As a sailor of those waters in warmer months, you do not go anywhere fucking near that facility in a private watercraft.

What woman- loving man doesn't like to watch a lady polish her pearl? Who is that man and how did he get here from another century?

Patrick Juice is my new porn name.

I gotta hand it to you. At first i thought this story was fake and you were yanking me. So I flipped through it vigorously again and again until I finished and finally saw the truth come out.

a flurry of twat mist

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

"I look over to discover that he was masturbating right there next to me. I told him I found it gross..."

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Non-texture needing grown babies hate NATURE. You want the thing without a morsel of what it's from. A fucking joke.

Who eats peanut butter on a regular basis after, like, age 7 to the degree that they would actually give a shit about others' taste in peanut butter?

People who prefer No Pulp Orange Juice should be put to sleep. Same with creamy PB lovers.

I got to:

I've only had a few dumb co-workers, and they either lost their jobs or got transferred to somewhere else. As for the poster, I would suggest violence. Not up close violence, that will get you fired. Like hire an assassin to snipe him from a mile away with a laser violence.