You need a hug.

Son of a bitch. =(

I can’t hate the Camaro.. aside from the horrid yellow accents. I’d drive it.

She’s still beautiful. Fuck that crown.

Her and Bill Murray would be great together.

Jesus. I can’t even play Tetris without killing someone.

Did he at least plug it in first before getting all pissed off? Elves are crafty little motherfuckers and there’s a good chance that’s a one-off, fully functioning wood-shelled fucking PS4. Goddamn crybabies.

You can? Fuck you taxi!!!!!

Fuck you gay wanker hipster drone flying fucks.

I thought the bible was just pictures? :)

Dude is a top shelf fuckbrain. GOD I HATE HIM AND HIS MONEY.

I want to roundhouse kick his upper lip. And those obnoxious suits!!! JESUS.

God forbid he has to differentiate between ‘Runner Up’ and ‘MISS UNIVERSE”. What a fucking tardcake.

The moustache made him do it.

That was a horrible pile of fucking dog shit. I have loved dinosaurs since I could tell my dick from a finger... And yeah, fuck this movie. Christopher Reeves ‘Dinosaur’ in the 80’s was better. Way better.

Avatar was worse than Freddie Got Fingered. What a piece of shit.

Talent aside, this shit is unacceptable.

This confuses me. But I like it.

Did you miss the part where he had to move? Lost business? Receives death threats?

Logic. Wait for it to go on sale, then buy some.