Shit, shoplifting works for me. Fuck criminals all around.

Morally wrong not to grant the victim and family some justice?

I love her.

A life sentence gives not only a convicted murderer a life, but it gives the victim and loved ones nothing. THAT is barbaric. And stupid.

I want my last meal to be heroin. I’ll save ya the whole ordeal of strapping me down and injecting me with some shit that wont kille me (I'm a BAMF) if you just let me do it mystlf. :D

Ever met them?

That’s boner music man.

Fuck you, Kevin Johnson. Fuck you.

That donkey’s tard/cute ratio is about 60/40.

Can we kill her finally?

I prefer women so tall that I can stand up between their legs to give them oral.

Pfft. I’m 5’7” on a good day and give zero fucks.

My wife took my last name because I’d have smashed her face if she didn’t.

That is clearly Vodkaface.

Dirtbikes are an easier acquisition. Not to mention, easier to maneuver when fleeing.

This is all just a joke right? This woman is just an actor right? I’m dreaming right?

Inherent to human nature. Unfortunately.

She's a fuckwallet.

Dead would be better.

I wish there was a god. And he gave a fuck.