My wife took my last name because I’d have smashed her face if she didn’t.

That is clearly Vodkaface.

Dirtbikes are an easier acquisition. Not to mention, easier to maneuver when fleeing.

This is all just a joke right? This woman is just an actor right? I’m dreaming right?

Inherent to human nature. Unfortunately.

She's a fuckwallet.

Dead would be better.

I wish there was a god. And he gave a fuck.

Pretty much a typical day at Gawker...

OH KERMIE!!!

I was like... They did executions on the Muppet Show? Was Animal involved? Dr. Teeth? I MUST KNOW... Then.. I realized.

We all know the Muppets died with Jim. Let's just leave it at that.

Yep. NSA and most other cyber entities stay on the TS net. Even with unclass shit... Fixes problems before they happen. Its annoying as shit to partner agencies though...

Can I hold on to this? Great analogy!

I’m with you. Completely. 20+ years fed service; much of which has been cleaning up and reporting on seniors circumventing every security practice made... And subsequently costing shit tons of money and keeping their jobs.

Ok, point taken. There are LOTS of IPAs. Fortunately, most decent liquor stores by me have them all categorized. Wheats here, IPAs here, Belguims here, and so on. Makes for an easy trip.

What the fucking actual fuck?

So is Golden Monkey. Pretty much everything the V does is awesome.

Don’t drink ‘em. Pretty easy solution there.

You can always just drink what you like and not follow the crowd. :)