I’d gladly hand mine over if I thought it would help.

Maritime Douchebaggery = Douchemariner?

That Wagner dude crushes.

Stay abroad; kthxbye.

You’re the worst kind of Gawker.

Aren’t we a fucking badass?!

The very definition of trolling is having threads dedicated to trying to define it and where it comes from.

The Muppets died with Jim Henson. :(

I’m always the first to volunteer for a bump. Matter of fact I deliberately plan my travel with an extra day on either end so I can do so.

Hmm good point.

I don’t know... I think there’d be way more screaming if they banned Social Media.

Definition of being lonely, horny, and alone: Married.

She drinks and fucks and sniffs coke.

Because we want it to be.

Jesus fucking christ you made me cry. Fuck.

I don't trust at all. Never have, never will. Honestly I don't even trust myself.

He has a fan base that justifies those theatrics at the end? Wow.

Been there, fuck that!

The worst is people that think their feet are attractive, don’t stink, or that I’m cool with their painfully close proximity to me. Personally, I think my cock is handsome and can't see why letting it hang on a plane isn't acceptable.