Aren’t we a fucking badass?!

The very definition of trolling is having threads dedicated to trying to define it and where it comes from.

The Muppets died with Jim Henson. :(

I’m always the first to volunteer for a bump. Matter of fact I deliberately plan my travel with an extra day on either end so I can do so.

Hmm good point.

I don’t know... I think there’d be way more screaming if they banned Social Media.

Definition of being lonely, horny, and alone: Married.

She drinks and fucks and sniffs coke.

Because we want it to be.

Jesus fucking christ you made me cry. Fuck.

I don't trust at all. Never have, never will. Honestly I don't even trust myself.

He has a fan base that justifies those theatrics at the end? Wow.

Been there, fuck that!

The worst is people that think their feet are attractive, don’t stink, or that I’m cool with their painfully close proximity to me. Personally, I think my cock is handsome and can't see why letting it hang on a plane isn't acceptable.

Where’s the article about when to actually wear the jacket? I see dudes at their desks all day long with them on. Is it because they have a wrinkled shirt underneath? What about driving in their cars?

You’d rather they keep them on? Or Tom Cruize it? Or carry them so they can't punch you?

I’d love some douchewhistle to check my manliness based on where I place my sunglasses when not over my eyes. I’d probably feed you your fucking Late’ up your ass.

Chick beer. I suppose thats appropriate for Gawker.

Bear Grylls drinks pool water.

What about the type that gets drunk, gets rabbit horny and fucks a lot?