You’d rather they keep them on? Or Tom Cruize it? Or carry them so they can't punch you?

I’d love some douchewhistle to check my manliness based on where I place my sunglasses when not over my eyes. I’d probably feed you your fucking Late’ up your ass.

Chick beer. I suppose thats appropriate for Gawker.

Bear Grylls drinks pool water.

What about the type that gets drunk, gets rabbit horny and fucks a lot?

I’m 40 and if it didn’t mead I’d actually have to fuck my wife again, then deal with her 9 months of bitching, only for 9 more of recovery, I’d have 3 more.

Being a kid these days must suck. Fucking unsocial asshole parents are running wild and the poor kids get articles written about them.

It’s funny how quicky parents forget they were told the exact same fucking things when they were kids.

Goddamn I appreciate a good argument. I might just chug an IPA because, well, you win. Cheers!

And fine as fine gets.

Why does this surprise people?

IPA = NOT for pounding. UGH!

Drinking beer through a straw is like eating soup with a fork; only to be done when absolutely necessary, not for recreation.

I paid zero attention to the Terminator plots. Same with Rambo. Same with Rocky. Avengers. Transformers. It goes on and on.

I love acid.

I love her. And her sister. Hot. That is all.

Are earplugs illegal?

Jesus. You’re like the fucking coffee grounds from the last gulp at the bottom.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

If your old friend was a judge and you were a shitbag criminal... never mind.