I won't sleep for a fucking week now, thanks.

Dumbass Americans have been getting horrible translation tattoos for years. It's only fair to allow this guy a pass.

And the daughter isn't pregnant this time.

Yeah.. I didn't mean it to read like that, sorry. And I suck at snark, the internet, and English in general.

Leaving work early to go hug my little girl. Can't imagine the pain; hope I never have to.

Trailer parks. The place where 12 year old girls are allowed to get tattooed while staying the night with a registered sex offender. What in the actual honest fuck.

When I was a server, I was happy for any tips. Some asshole even left me fortune cookies once.

You assholes are making me cry.

People watch. The #1 thing to do at stores like this.

What if Michelangelo sculpted the dented, run-over-three-times Mountain Dew jug?

I try to focus on less menial tasks personally. Making my bed has never made much sense; it actually ADDS work at the end of the day because I have to un-make it just to get in. If I leave it all dicked up like when I got out, I can shoot right back in with much less effort.

An opinion of one's self is really the only one that matters.

Awesome. Will definitely give it a try!

Does it just do a literal translation, or in context? I ask because in many cases a direct, literal translation will not make a lot of sense if you were to speak it as such. I definitely see the possible uses here, just curious.

Hardware stores often have little bottles for screws and whatnot... also try the fishing section of a walmart. They have all kinds of crap in sealed containers.

God that looks fun!

Cannot un-see.

Fuck yeah cat!!!

Jealous of what exactly?

Eating spaghetti and watching faces of death is better than the games. This show is a hoot though.