4 something years ago I deleted my FaceBook account. Not because of privacy, not because of leaks. But because it quickly made me realize how fucking weird people are. It was that simple.

What if Michelangelo sculpted the dented, run-over-three-times Mountain Dew jug?

I try to focus on less menial tasks personally. Making my bed has never made much sense; it actually ADDS work at the end of the day because I have to un-make it just to get in. If I leave it all dicked up like when I got out, I can shoot right back in with much less effort.

An opinion of one's self is really the only one that matters.

I can't remember the last time I strolled through my kitchen for a snack and thought a tortilla machine would be perfect.

Awesome. Will definitely give it a try!

Does it just do a literal translation, or in context? I ask because in many cases a direct, literal translation will not make a lot of sense if you were to speak it as such. I definitely see the possible uses here, just curious.

Hardware stores often have little bottles for screws and whatnot... also try the fishing section of a walmart. They have all kinds of crap in sealed containers.

"You have to ask yourself if this one experience is worth potentially forfeiting everything else you might experience."

Before you know it, they'll have cameras in cars to catch people stealing them.

God that looks fun!

Cannot un-see.

Fuck yeah cat!!!

Seriously, bad motherfucker right there.

Pissed me off immediately. Humans have absolutely no heart for anything.

In addition to these cheap tricks (yay band reference), just having the damn camera ready all the time is a cheap way to get good shots. Staged photography, goofy filters, funny lights are all great but if the mood is off the whole pic is. Still and landscape pics are different I suppose.

Jealous of what exactly?

How long before Red Bull pays Danny MacAskill a bunch of money to ride/flip/do crazy shit down those stairs?

Eating spaghetti and watching faces of death is better than the games. This show is a hoot though.

Did she seriously carry that phone for 26.2 miles?