I'm not drunk enough to understand this video. Shall return...

I love skydiving, but that's just irresponsible and dangerous.

Oh boy. Definitely sitting this one out. Still licking my fucking wounds from the article about that idiot chick's Halloween costume.

Couple questions for you sports fans..

Basketball makes me unconscious too, Rocky. I understand.

I hate being poor. :(

I'd wait in line for days with a backpack, hand sanitizer, and a sleeping bag for one thing.

That engine in a FD3S 3rd gen RX7 would own. Not like the vette isn't pretty though..

After the R8, all LED headlight/marker combinations are boring to me.

I saw the very first episode. :/

Invent it! I'd buy it.

Want.

I don't remember apple ever advertizing the iPhone as being water, drop, or bulletproof. Why does it seem to be the popular thing to point out this is exactly where it fails. Eh. But, I do love to blow shit up. Next up, iPhone 5C against M67 frag grenade. GO!

She freaking MELTS me. Always has.

I stopped right here. Sweet shades bro.

Lead is cheaper than tranqs. Keep the tranqs for the animals and the lead for these asshats.

So, if on the side of the truck you can't see, someone had opened the door and his FUCKING WIFE AND KID were at risk, you'd suggest he talk it out? Fuck that. Engage human meat grinder Range Rover Sport. These were THUG FUCKS. FUCK THEM.

Yes. I totally believe the guys wearing masks under their helmets, riding bikes illegal for street use and/or unregistered bikes, breaking every traffic law in the state of NY, threatening a man and his family, and recording and uploading their asshattery to youtube. Totally. Oh, and it's Obama's fault.

Humans? Odd - I didn't see humans. I saw savages.

Brilliant!