Does he sport wood?

Fuck me. I used my 5th of Southern Comfort for a pillow the night before drinking it for breakfast. You're a savage.

Light beer belches a lot and has a Nascar sticker on his F-150.

I can't imagine the ride home!

Moscato is the cute 20-something that smells of Clinique Happy. She might let you discreetly finger her at the bar, but you're not getting her number.

Fuck that guy!

Agree completely. It's more the "sport" of hunting I can't favor. Necessity is one thing, making it fun just doesn't go down well for me. Just the thought of slaughterhouses makes me cringe.

DWTS has it's own category. Cruelty TV.

I hate hunting, and I'm not a big fan of animal cruelty but the Duck Dynasty guys are quite brilliant.

I know absolutely nothing about this chick or any other celebrity for that matter... but I kinda like her. She'll be dead one day. We'll all be dead one day. None of this shit really matters. At all.

I dunno what the fuck you just said man, but you touched a brotha's heart.

I like Apple. I bought the first iPhone, and have bought them since. I've tried others, but just seem to like the iPhone in it's entirety. Simple as that. I don't do more than text nude pics to the wife, listen to music, and surf porn. It works just fine. I'm sure not going to sit around arguing why its better…

Completely off topic, but I seriously just saw myself driving a K5 Blazer, in exact fashion. Awesome explanation. :)

I would gladly die in some way trying to help cats. My absolute favorite animals. I don't DIS-like any animal, but gotta put cats at the top.

My doberman ate an entire double German Chocolate cake off the kitchen counter. Subsequently shit the house 3 times later that day. Never died, never convulsed, never batted an eye.