Completely off topic, but I seriously just saw myself driving a K5 Blazer, in exact fashion. Awesome explanation. :)

I would gladly die in some way trying to help cats. My absolute favorite animals. I don't DIS-like any animal, but gotta put cats at the top.

My doberman ate an entire double German Chocolate cake off the kitchen counter. Subsequently shit the house 3 times later that day. Never died, never convulsed, never batted an eye.