A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

300 miles of range in a 30 mpg car costs $25.

Disco CP.

And then have to deal with people who live in Phoenix? No thanks.

Why would anyone in Phoenix take a fucking diuretic?? Jesus Christ, just walk outside

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

C&C: Red Alert >>> C&C

Fight me

(I am ridiculously excited for these remasters)

Kinja falls into the “it was already bad but it’s getting worse for no apparent reason” category.

“Florida police officer laid to rest after accident resulting in decapitation from door handle projectile as she rushed to free an occupant from a vehicle fire.”

This is a very sad story. This lawsuit will be thrown out.

Your fucking autoplay ads are the fucking worst.

Fuck you.

Easy fix. Explosive bolts on the door hinges. What could go wrong?

$26 for a day’s worth of fountain coke for one family still sounds pretty profitable to me

“No one likes autoplay videos.”

Is this the first that GMG’s marketing department is hearing of this fact?