Well there’s your mistake, Coors Light is not meant to be nursed for two and a half hours, that beer has a maximum nursing time of one hour (and that’s pushing it).

Interestingly I think if you really dig into their catalog most shows get renewed for a second season, but a 3rd season usually means that Netflix is bought in. The Marvel shows are outliers because Disney pulled the deal. 

Oh it’s so worth watching, I’d heard about it for a while and finally watched it last fall, I immediately binged every episode and can. not. wait. for season 3.

The only surprise here is that the Raiders didn’t snatch him up.

Why do you hate Gwen?

This isn’t really gross, and I’ve gotten over it since, but for years as a kid I couldn’t order chicken fingers (one of my two main food groups along with mac’n cheese) at a restaurant.

Every amazing wedding I’ve ever been to (minus the one that had a taco truck cater) had mac n cheese. They’re doing it right, you’re doing it wrong.

Holy shit, they got this class action certified? I predict the next update will involve the caterer filing bankruptcy.

Mashed Potatoes.

He had me until 4 & 5. Arby’s beef & cheddar is just diahrea in sandwich form, and I don’t trust you anyone who claims to enjoy Oatmeal cookies.

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

As the son of a Norwegian midwesterner, can confirm, frozen pizza is life.

I admit I am legitimately shocked you made it.

Order takeout.

So funny story, Chik-Fil-A used to have godawful coffee, it was world famous for being awful. Then about 3 years ago they hired a consulting firm to come in and totally revamp the process. They changed everything from the beans and machines they use to the brewing process (how long it sits out, etc.). I still don’t…

This graphic made me unreasonably happy.

How is that a change of topic? You literally haven’t actually talked about discrimination at all, you’re just harping on my analogy. I’m explaining my analogy. That’s directly on topic to your critique of my analogy. If anything, talking about the financials of the Salvation Army is a change of topic. My point is not…

If I was drunk for forty days I’d probably feel like I was in my 20s too, but god help this man during his upcoming month long hangover.

I mean, allegedly human flesh is actually most consistent with ham, and pork products in general. 

Look, I haven’t even read the article yet, but this is the best headline of the year so far.