She’s pulling ahead! The fact that Ecclesiastical was a name change ruined it for me.

My knowledge of Vietnamese food is pretty much limited to Pho, but I believe that the broth there contains Gluten. Don’t quote me on that though.

So you can name one, now imagine only being able to go out to that restaurant for the rest of your life. My point is, that asking people with food allergies to limit themselves to restaurants that exclusively cater to them is both unrealistic and cruel to them and their friends.

Not new at all, just a little carefree. She accepts that sometimes she would get what she calls “Sudden Poop Explosion Disease”

Name five restaurants that specialize in Gluten Free food, hell, name one.

I have a good friend from school with Celiac’s, I can say with confidence that she has missed those warnings and paid for it, she sees the “Gluten Free” label on food and assumes it’s safe, then pays for it later.

That Javy Baez highlight is extremely worth watching. 

If for some reason I can’t make it to the gym then I set an hourly alarm at work and max out pushups every time the alarm goes off. If my arms are tired or something I’ll do squats instead.

I came here for Lil Nas X’s look and I was sorely disappointed.

I’ll never forget where I was when the Great Coca-Cola Flood occurred. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

I am really surprised it took Fried Rice that long to make an appearance.

That Lebron “God Damn” is quickly going to enter the lexicon of reaction gifs. 

This is a brilliant idea that I am stealing.

“Donging” just doesn’t have the same ring.

I mean, I’m not sober, but the idea of an alcohol-free (or really low) PBR really appeals to me. Obviously it’s not going to be the best tasting beer of all time, but there’s just times I don’t want to get drunk (or I’m driving), and O’doul’s is cliched shit.

How is General Booty a 13 seed?

I know for a fact they will! Used to go all the time with a vegetarian friend. Admittedly it’s been a few years, but I would be shocked if they changed that policy. 

You don’t want Gronk standup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzELTpHCJEQ

So, Salvation Army does generally accept used mattresses, that’s what I did with my old one, and some Goodwill locations accept them, you just have to call and ask. 

Ok, this sounds amazing and I’m definitely going to try it. That said the best “bacon” burger I’ve ever had was a peanut butter bacon burger. It was just a fresh off the grill burger, peanut butter, and bacon. And it worked oh so well. (all credit to Clocked http://www.clockeddiner.com/)