That slap though.

Yeah, sending Busch Light seems more like a curse than a miracle.

Project Stream ran through the browser, I imagine it will be a similar system on a phone.

That UFC video hurt my soul.

Please, cheese is lucky if it lasts 3 hours in my house, no matter the quality or genre.

Oh I know, but still 1,000% better than the varsity

Who is that sitting beside him? (not his wife)

I see your unrelated Civil War facts, and raise you fried chicken.

Your logic holds no power over me.

I for one, choose to immediately accept the results of this study as scientific fact and blast A Tribe Called Quest into my refrigerator 24/7. 

Cars bought from the government are not inherently legal to drive, it’s the biggest issue with buying military surplus vehicles, there’s no way to get it titled and registered.

Yes, eat your vegetables. 

Beto is a southerner, and one things that all southerners know, cheese curds are gross.

Praise the Name of Hot Sauce most high,

Guiness is great, prefer Smithwicks personally

Oh man, I spend a lot more than $5 on coffee, but then again I do prefer at least decent coffee (folgers sucks), and I drink like 6 cups a day

I believe you only get one coffee per day, which prevents circling around, but contributes to the uselessness for people who don’t drink small coffees.

The neighbor has since been arrested https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/neighbor-accused-of-pulling-gun-threatening-to-shoot-women-arrested

Yeah I had the same experience, but I had a cousin who worked as a consultant on the project, they redid the whole process from the machines and beans they use to the in-store process. I’d say it’s still not as good as McDonalds, but it’s definitely drinkable now. 

Look, I’m no coffee connoisseur, but a small coffee? That’s going to keep me happy for like 28 minutes, max.