The Chevy HHR SS is a knock-off PT-Cruiser.

The City of Atlanta would welcome them. http://phokingrestaurant.com

I would just like to commend Albert, Deadspin and the rest of their Gizmodo Media Group for their continued excellence in the picking of screencaps of morons around the world.

Parmesan cheese.

At the CFP National Championship last year they mailed ticket holders commemorative tickets after the game. It was a nice idea, but the tickets were total shit. They didn’t even list the teams playing in the game on them. 

Shocking, absolutely shocking. I feel like I should know by now, but I keep forgetting until the reminders are thrown in my face anew. You’d think our country would at least accept this horror and find a way to deal with it, or preferably find some way to get rid of it by now, but no, at least once a month I have to…

Ok, I agree, Heinz is objectively the superior ketchup. With that said, I will say that the Hunts 100% Natural ketchup is lightyears beyond their normal stuff. 

I’m surprised there aren’t more David Tracy cars on this list. 

This is all I want for Christmas.

I mean, this is pretty clearly bad coaching right? It didn’t even look like anyone was trying to get to the end zone on the conversion attempt. 

Won’t happen, the soccer team is by far more popular in Atlanta than any other professional team. If you saw him in person at games it’s blatantly obvious how invested he is. Maybe if in 15 years they suck and nobody goes to games they’ll consider it, but that’s a long time off, and by then I’d expect soccer to have a…

A lot of restaurants now a days put the “Suggested Tip” on the receipt, usually with 3 different percentages (15, 18, and 20% are most common). Personally I love it because I’m bad at math, but it seems like a really useful reminder to people anyways. 

Not my current car, but my old Infiniti G37 would lower all the windows if you held down the unlock button on the keyfob. It was great on hot summer days. 

Also, Arthur Blank deserves a huge amount of credit for the success of Atlanta United. He threw his support and checkbook behind them wholeheartedly. There’s even rumors he was the one who convinced Jimmy Haslam to buy the Crew. MLS needs more owners like him. 

Man, as soon as the word came down that El Tata was leaving Atlanta, and most likely going to Mexico my first question was “Why isn’t the USMNT trying to get him?”

I mean, not that I ever condone throwing anything at referees or soccer pitches in general, but if you’re going to throw something, snowballs are a top notch choice.

I mean, that has to be a top contender for “you had one job!”

Made me think of this