This was a great read.

They delivered the new truck 

It looks like a Ford Flex with a disability.

Pretty sure they are just trying not to name names but flubbed it in the moment.

I saw a version of this story shared on Facebook and the headline was something like “Canadian Team Kicked Out of Curling Tournament for Being Drunk.” I sincerely thought they meant the Canadian curling team.

The best part of this video is the drive through worker taking a second to give the car at the window their change, then getting right back into it. That’s commitment to your job.

What does women’s sports have anything to do with counting college football in with the illusory “Big Games”?

I get that, I still disagree. In my opinion your random Saturday night college slugfest between two top ranked opponents is better than many of the “Big Games” discussed here.

“college football doesn’t count under my rules”

Comment of the year.

Why does this guy get to vote on the Cy Young Award?

Some states have changed it now, but traditionally battery is an unwanted touching (like getting punched in the face). Assault is essentially putting someone in fear of having battery committed on them. Throwing a punch at someone but pulling it at the last second would be a good example.

Technically it’s battery, but yes

In regards to the free shit, I’m going to say Koozies

I was pretty sad when I heard Nick Chubb was going to the Browns, but at least he’s still a badass.

A. The best cracker for cheese is clearly a Ritz cracker, nobody wants your dusty ass Triscuit.

Which one is the WNBPA President? Jackson or Ogwumike?

Maybe, but in most states its illegal for an attorney to reach out directly to a prospective client, so I’d be hesitant about reporting that.

There’s this bar in Atlanta called the Local, pretty standard dive bar, but one of the food items they serve is chili cheese tater tots, and they are fucking magic. They fill a basket full of tater tots, and then completely smother them in chili and cheese, I mean just massive amounts of chili. It gets all in between…

Has anybody check to make sure Michael Irvin is still alive? Seems awful heart-attacky to me.