Fuck their feelings in the ear.

Feeding Thanksgiving dinner to refugees? That’s totally against the spirit of the holiday! IT’S FOR AMERICANS!!!

Cards Nation is going to have a tough year, since they have to boycott their new center fielder and Anheuser-Busch.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

‘King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Mr. Manager’

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

“No more journalism here, just pure politics.”

No, Fuckingham Palace sounds like an awesome place I’d like to visit.

You’re going to have to pay me more then $50 to profess to being a “lifelong Knicks fan”. And it’s going to need to be paid up front.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

“...why the peasants don’t like me”

fucking hot take, coming through!

Here. I’ll try and ungrey you, and then maybe we would have seen your comment. Honestly didn’t see it until you replied to me.

So they’re only going to sign white players from now on?

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

So you’re saying that the Knicks are like a phoenix. A shitty, flightless phoenix that flops along the ground, feathers fluttering in a stale breeze as it struggles for that one piece of corn it desires before exploding, blasting the kernel completely out of reach for the new, just as flightless and just as ugly…

I’m just glad my grandfather is dead because it would break his heart to see the forces he fought in the mud and snow and blood take over his country.