I like to think I’m trying just hard enough. The only problem is that I have no idea what I’m doing.

“GET THE FUCK OUTTA OUR COUNTRY! Oh, right, WELL STAY THERE!!!”

Fuck off.

What, you miss the Aubrey Huff post today?

When you sign a free agent with a qualifying offer, you’re forfeiting your first non-protected pick, not your first round pick. Protected picks are the teams with the bottom 10 records from the previous season (some exceptions apply. There was a situation a few years ago where the Mets fell out of the top 10 picks…

This is really important news, as it suggests there’s someone left at the State Department to consult.

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

I am guessing that Kelce might have been a tad bit biased and was not presenting a completely fair, objective view of the referee’s call.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

On the flip side, I’m really hoping the Vegas Stadium is named “PornHub Coliseum.”

At the end of the day, I’m just willing to not have trump with the nukes right now.

Please be true but please never make me watch the video receipts. Please.

You’re right, Trump’s basically using a “take everything that isn’t nailed down” approach here. Every day I read about the latest “dubious” action the administration is taking or attempting to take and I ask “is this illegal, or just immoral?” This instance it seems, based on what I’ve read, to be actually illegal.…

I think the problem is that there aren’t laws for a lot of these things. Most presidents in the past followed these rules out of custom, respect for the office, or pressure from the press and an electorate that gave half a shit about corruption.

Why do we even have laws anyway?

Hannah, I’m disappointed in the clickbait title. Claiming these agencies “did not present evidence” is not merely misleading but untrue. You are spreading same sort of misinformation that drives clicks for conspiracy bloggers and Fox News.

In case Dana White is reading the Deadspin comments, I’d happily let Nunes punch me in the face 27 times in 48 seconds for $3 million. DM me!