Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

Kander has been throwing some heat recently

That Kander burn is fantastic. Chickenhawks like Schilling are the worst.

This is why I’ve never dated a Khardashian

[Posts 23-second video of Carmelo jab-stepping]

WOW. How deep does the Russia GOP connection go? The future doesn’t look too bright for the KKKeebler elf.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

Trump’s Cult of Personality, something Pence doesn’t have. People liked Trump’s brash, abrasive style, so Congress is riding that for as long as they can. When people start getting pissed off at them and at Trump, they’ll cut him loose. Trump is P.T. Barnum’s old saw come to life. He is a showman, nothing more.

My gut tells me that they know a lot of the shit they want is going to be unpopular and Trump makes a great fall guy. He’s already unpopular, it’ll be easy to say “everything you don’t like was his fault, everything you do like is our fault”. Then Pence gets to coast on in, blameless and comparatively reasonable.

I’m shocked that a dude who admires Alex Jones would imply that anything that makes him look bad could be a false flag operation.

It’s like watching someone with the mental capacity of Jell-O stumbling onto the concept of Machiavellianism. “Uh, don’t do anything so people will suffer, but then give them some benefits so it’s a little better. But maybe that’s too mean, IDK?”

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

Didn’t know Trump University offered courses in public relations.

Sentences, full sentences, he doesn’t know. He doesn’t know how to make them. All the words, not even one, but most of them. And there you have it. Believe me. Sad!

See? This is why we need some screening before going to a public restroom, what if that guy were in a girl’s restroom.

You’d think he’d be able to find enough republicans to skew the results. It’s almost as if more people voted for a different candidate.

I just snailmailed an envelope of hot pink glitter to that DC address.

I’d like to point out that this is 45's second attempt to poll on this subject, since the first time, (and I quote) “mainstream media outlets have viciously attacked it... and thousands of democrats have taken it to try to sabotage the results” according to the email he sent out to his mailing list.

Tom Cotton looks like a mediocre white college basketball player on whom the Sacramento Kings inexplicably will use a draft pick.