it took him 26 fucking minutes to send a 3-part tweet someone kill me please

Its called Grindr dude, come on.

I think the FAKE NEWS part was in reference to the NYTimes (or maybe WaPo) article from sunday saying that Bannon calls all the shots and Trump is just the autographing monkey for EOs

he’s afraid “someone might push him” down them.

I don’t know, banning people from wearing duke apparel typically makes them more likable.

Ye$, $ome rea$on... I wonder what it wa$...

Is this the 3rd or 4th time in the last week he’s thrown around “Witch Hunt” without actually using it correctly? I guess it’s his buzzword of the week.

I’ve been justifying it to myself by thinking we can mitigate evil, but we can’t mitigate crazy evil.

We can mitigate evil, we can’t mitigate crazy evil. One step at a time.

18 year olds aren’t millennials, they’re the next generation

I tell ya folks, it’s rigged. Believe me. Bigly.

But hey, at least he never sent emails or something, right? Boy we sure dodged a bullet on that one! Can you imagine a corrupt president?

The classiest. We’re talking well-done steak and bags of lays chips classy

At least he’s not actively trying to undermine the department he’d be in charge of, unlike every one of the cabinet nominees.

Look, this guy might actually be somewhat qualified to have this position (at least moreso than any other appointees so far), but those qualifications definitely aren’t why Trump picked him.

why not both?

leave it to aubrey freakin’ huff to get pissy about ‘sensitive snowflakes.’

Oh it doesn’t matter. We’ve already moved on to our next never-gonna-happen-shot-in-the-dark-pipe-dream.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Todos