*don’t talk about your fantasy team, don’t talk about your fantasy team, don’t talk about your fantasy team* FUCK MY FANTASY TEAM *goddamnit*

Well, america had a good run.

So then why have the EC in the first place if they can’t do the one thing it seems they’re allegedly there for?

To be honest, the only thing I’ve been able to find joy in with regards to the election is watching how trump’s moves negatively impact his supporters lives, and seeing the reactions as they realize it. Fuck them.

I wonder who he voted for

It’s all a part of their year-long scheme to turn away syrian refugees: “We can’t even vet our presidential nominee! What makes you think we can vet thousands of refugees?”

I’m shocked! SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.

that makes sense for this group, since its the third best of the three

So its a foregone conclusion that tonight is the night trump goes through a psychotic breakdown on live television, right? I was betting on him accidentally letting loose a “shut up, bitch” at Clinton before any of the events of the last 48 hours happened, so surely he’s going full meltdown mode at some point tonight…

Ailes is busy trying to figure out how he lost his job in a “he said, she said” situation, but trump was on video, and gets to keep his.

And now he’s plagiarizing big league chew! are there no depths to which he won’t sink?

someone should set up a safe space for the miami police to protect their feelings from the big mean politically incorrect miami dolphins players.

Look, I don’t like babies at all. I think they’re dumb alien looking shit monsters who literally will die without constant attention, but maybe... just maybe they’re on to something here.

i need this hat

this is definitely a possibility that we can’t afford to officially rule out at this time.